Wat are the top 3 funniest jokes ever

1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you."

2. "I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a sh*tzu."

3. ''Dyslexic man walks into a b-r-a''

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Can robots tell jokes? Researchers behind the KOBIAN Emotional Humanoid robot are currently writing a joke-how-to for robotic comedians. Check out a video showing a robot making humans laugh at Engadget.com.