The most funniest jokes ever

Here it is: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?

That was the winning joke according to LaughLab, a year-long project that aimed to discover the world’s funniest joke. It was submitted by a 31 year old psychiatrist, Gurpal Gosall, from Manchester in the UK -- which was almost certainly originated from a 1951 Goons sketch written by comedian Spike Milligan. The joke received higher ratings than any other gag.

A joke about a passenger insulting an ugly baby was once voted the funniest joke of all time. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The driver says: "Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me." The man says: "You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you." Read more great jokes voted the best of all tine at the Daily Record.

Just in! Rob Auton's joke about a chocolate bar has been voted the funniest joke of the 2013 Edinburgh Fringe Festival. See the top 10 one-liners at Mirror.co.uk.