What are the 3 funniest blonde jokes in the world
What we found were the best Clean Blonde Jokes (from Lovetoknow.com) which are all meant to be good fun, not to offend someone.
Why was the blonde staring at the orange juice container? Answer: Because it said, "concentrate."
- (The double meaning of "concentrate" makes a fun play-on-words. It also creates a strong humorous image of someone staring intently at a container of orange juice.)
A blonde approached a pop machine and put in a dollar. Out came a cola. She put in another dollar. Out came a root beer. She kept doing this, becoming more and more excited with every can she purchased.
Finally, a man came up behind her and asked if she would mind letting him buy a drink. The blonde responded, "Are you crazy? I'm not leaving this machine while I'm still winning!"
- As you read this joke, you begin to wonder exactly what the blonde woman is thinking. When the punch line comes, it brings both an "Aha!" moment and a laugh.
What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech? Answer: A blonde at a flashing red light.
- This joke adds a new twist to an everyday sight, so you can almost picture someone doing this exact thing.
From The Star-Ledger, Landon Donovan jokes about his absence from the U.S. soccer team in a new commercial. Check out the video below.