Yo mama joke

Funny Yo Momma Jokes:

• Yo mama so bald you can see what’s on her mind.
• Yo mama's head is so big, she has to go around the corner to change her mind.
• Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.
• Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
• Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote!
• Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!
• Yo mama's so short, she can surf on a Popsicle stick.
• Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a Cheerio.
• Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates!
• Yo mama so white, she gets a sunburn standing in front of the TV!
• Yo mama so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
• Yo mama's so strong, she can gargle peanut butter.
• Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
• Yo mama stank so bad she scared the sewer away.

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