When you cross a computer with a shark, you get a megabyte or a computer with multiple bytes.
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Below are some criss cross/mix & match jokes (Funology.com):
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off.
Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat? A: A scaredy cat!
Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig? A: A porkchop.
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks? A: Fishsticks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard? A: Frostbite!
Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.
Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors? A: Confetti.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower? A: A lawnmooer.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A: A sourpuss.
Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit? A: A bunny ribbit.
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