What do you get when you cross a computer with a shark?

When you cross a computer with a shark, you get a megabyte or a computer with multiple bytes.

Get loads of shark humor from C. M. C. Mandra's book, Shark Jokes.

Below are some criss cross/mix & match jokes (Funology.com):

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline? A: A milkshake!

Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark? A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat? A: A scaredy cat!

Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig? A: A porkchop.

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks? A: Fishsticks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard? A: Frostbite!

Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A: A walkie talkie!

Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant? A: Swimming trunks.

Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors? A: Confetti.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower? A: A lawnmooer.

Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat? A: A sourpuss.

Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit? A: A bunny ribbit.

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Tuesday, May 09 2017
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