Q: What's the difference between a teacher and a conductor?
A: A "teacher" trains the mind and a "conductor" minds the train.
Here are other jokes you should try:
Why did the man throw a bucket of water out the window?
What do tigers have that no other animals have?
Why is number six afraid?
Why did the man put the clock in the safe?
Why don't we need a compass at the North Pole?
What has two heads, four eyes, six legs and a tail?
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?
Some people are good at telling jokes, but have no idea how the jokes come out of their mouths. These people are naturally funny. But if you are not one of these people or have always had a problem with being funny, don’t sweat.
Here's are the ingredients to tell a joke shared by Lifehack.org.