Q: ”Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?”
A: “Because demons are a ghoul’s best friend.”
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
Fish and ships.
What do you call a little monster's parents?
Mummy and deady.
What do you call a monster with no neck?
The Lost Neck Monster.
What happened to the monster that took the five o'clock train home?
He had to give it back.
What's a monster's favorite bean?
A human bean.
What's a monster's favorite play?
Romeo and Ghouliet.
Why did the monster eat a light bulb?
He wanted a light snack.
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