The literal translation of the Spanish phrase "Calmate Pendejo Respira" in English is Calm down you idiot...breathe!
It seems to be the punchline for the joke: How do you say CPR in Spanish?
Word by word translations:
Calmar or Calmarse = to calm, to soothe, to relieve
Pendejo = idiotic, foolish, jerk, coward
Respira = to breathe
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Speaking of Spanish, in addition to Netflix expanding its selection of Spanish-language titles in the U.S., it's bringing some fresh content that is slated to please Latino Netflix-users.
Netflix Inc., "the world's leading Internet television network," will premiere the "outrageous" original Spanish-language series, "Club de Cuervos," the brainchild of Mexican filmmaker Gaz Alazraki ("Nosotros los Nobles") in all Netflix territories on Aug. 7, 2015. Read more at the Latin Post.