Funny Text Message Insults

The best witty comebacks & funny one-liners

Insult text alerts let you slam your friends with the wittiest comebacks and funniest putdowns. These insults are perfect for every occasion so you’re guaranteed to have the sharpest tongue in town. Best of all, our alerts are free, always up to date, and can be stopped anytime.

Content:

Witty comebacks & funny one liners

Sample Alert:

When you buy dog food, do they ask you if you want it for here or to go?

Frequency:

Once daily.

Cost:

Free! (Std. msg & data rates apply)

Cancellation:

Text NOALERTS to stop Insult text alerts.

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Max 31 msgs/mo. Message and data rates may apply. Text HELP to 542542 for help. Text STOP to 542542 to cancel. View full terms and conditions here.

FAQs

  • What are kgb Insult text alerts?

    kgb Insult text alerts give you the best insults, putdowns, and comebacks. kgb has hundreds of free text alerts, from diet and flirt tips to horoscopes and sports scores & more. Best of all, all our alerts are free, always up to date, and can be stopped anytime.

  • How do I sign up for kgb Insult text alerts or any other kgb text alert?

    It's simple and fast to sign up. Just select your mobile text alert, customize what content you'd like to receive and how often, enter your mobile number and hit submit – it's that easy!

  • Are kgb Insult text alerts free?

    Yes, all kgb text Alerts are free to receive but standard message and data rates may apply.

  • When are kgb Insult text alerts sent? Can I change the day and/or time I get these alerts?

    kgb Insult text alerts are sent throughout gameday.. Send times for other free mobile text alerts vary. Please check each text alert page for details.

  • How can I stop/cancel receiving kgb Insult text alerts?

    You can stop receiving kgb Insult text alerts by texting back NOALERTS.