Here’s what we found:
Skylar: [in a bar] Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like,
"Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like,
"Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a bl*w job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a bl*w job.
And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now that's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?"
And Mary looks up at him and she goes, [letting beer spill out of her mouth]"Give us a kiss!"
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