As reported by Daily Mail, a joke about a male bus passenger insulting a woman's ugly baby has been hailed in a survey as the funniest gag ever.
Researchers scoured the web and examined more than 1,000 jokes before whittling them down to a final 50 on which 36,000 people voted.
Here are the top three:
1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: 'Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: 'The driver just insulted me!' The man says: 'You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.'
2. 'I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a sĥitzu.'
3. 'Dyslexic man walks into a br@...'
To see the official 50 funniest jokes of all time visit Daily Mail.
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