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If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
People say love is the best feeling, but I think finding a toilet when you've got diarrhea is better.
Saw some footage of polar bears drinking water today. It's obviously fake, everybody knows they only drink Coca-Cola.
Who says nothing is impossible? I've been doing nothing for years.
Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out.
I'm in shape... Unfortunately, it's the shape of a potato.
The last thing I want to do is hurt you... but it's still on the list.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
An old lady at the bank asked me if I could check her balance. So I pushed her over.
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