Why did the farmer's daughter watch the lazy cow

Answer: She liked seeing the meat loaf!

Joke4Us.com has more cow jokes to entertain you:

Q: Why don't cows have any money? A: Because farmers milk them dry

Q: What do you get if you cross an angry sheep and a moody cow? A: An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.

Q: Do you know why the cow jumped over the moon? A: The farmer had cold hands.

Q: Why did the cow cross the road? A: To get to the udder side.

Q: What do you call a cow you can't see? A: Camooflauged.

Q: Where do cows go for lunch? A: The calf-eteria.

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

Q: What are a cows favorite subjects in school? A: Moosic, psycowolgy, cowculus.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck? A: Milk and Quackers!

Q: Where do you find the most cows? A: Moo-York.

Tip! Here's how to tell jokes like a pro, shared by The Guardian.

And find out the five common mistakes people make when telling jokes from Lifehacker.com.

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Tuesday, April 11 2017
Source: http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/the-switch/wp/2014/04/08/on-the-internet-nobody-knows-youre-a-cow/