Q: What do you call identical twin sisters when both are ice skating champions?
A: They're called "Ice Queen Clones". Get it? “ice cream cones”.
See this pdf page for a fun and educational way to the answer to this question.
And here's more skating jokes (from Jokes4Us.com):
- Q: How is music like ice skating? A: If you don't "C sharp" you'll "B flat."
- Q: How do you know if you’re a figure skater? A: Upon hearing a song, you map out the choreography in your head.
- Q: Why shouldn't you tell jokes while ice skating? A: Because the ice might crack up!
- Q: What do a dentist and a figure skating coach have in common? A: They both use drills!
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