What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents

The answer to the joke, "What did the teenage yardstick say to its parents" is "I want to stand on my own three feet!"

Here's a few more math jokes:

Q: Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems.

Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat? A: Square meals!

Q: Why didn't the two 4's want any dinner? A: Because they already 8!

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