Q: How might a psychiatrist describe a paper plate?
A: It's dishfunctional (haha!!) (play on "dysfunctional")
Here's some psychologist and psychiatrist jokes from Workjoke.com:
- A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I can't make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"
- Neurotics build castles in the sky. Psychotics live in them. Psychiatrists collect the rent.
- What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
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